Fata de Buci

Da, am si eu... are toata lumea. si d-asta o trebuit ca aia careva, sami faca si mie profil. asa ca am sieu...

si acum tre sa dau commenturi cand sunt nervos, sau ca ma amuz de unu care se trage pe cur in zapada pe un sac de gunoi. sa dau "like" si sa incarc poze, ca sa ma vada feis-bucistele, sa dea like si ele si sa ne indragostim amoros pe internet ca in telenovela "Iubiri amoroase", comedia romantica "Shoseta cu toc" si filmul de actiune, "sabia cu luneta".

si mai urat e ca sunt si jocuri... si provoaca dependenta. si nimic nu prinde mai bine la romani, decat viata de tzaran. si pentru asta, ti se da o ferma unde cresti, un shocate, vaci fulga, caini vagabonzi, pisi-matze cu un ochi, curcani stresati si alte uratanii. si alte si alte... si recoltezi bumbac, marihuana, bobitze verzi de Bonduelle, si oua de taur cat si momitze de curcan. si astea le vinzi ca sa faci case, hambare, fantani, nevasta de tzaran, alte culturi, alte animale mai steroidate si de alte culori, mai scumpe, si e un cerc vicios siun perpetuum mobile, si stiu ca ma exprim gresit da asta e.

facebook si farmville e cel mai penal lucru ever. dar tre sal ai...ca-l are toti.

dar la noi e altfel... e obligatoriu. altfel nu esti cul! si inclusiv aia batrabi il au..
si aia de la tzara...


Facebook la romani
[Saturday]
Ion is in a relationship with Marie.
Marie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this).
Marie is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Marie and Ion like this).
[Marie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Marie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending].
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group “Betivanii satului”.
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Betie la crasma”. (Crasmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: “suparat sunt doamne, iarasi suparat”.
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Marie’s Wall.
Marie finished attending Vasile.
Marie set her status to: “Foarte obosita. Sper sa ma pot trezi maine sa merg la biserica”
Vasile commented to Marie’s status “Eu nici nu cred ca vin. Poate duminica viitoare”
[Sunday]
Babele din sat are attending the event “Slujba de duminica” (Popa satului, Parintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this).
Betivii satului missed the event “Slujba de duminica” because of it’s interference with the event “Betia de duminica” (The Devil 666 Satana likes this).
Popa satului and Popa P*rno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana andClopotaru’ like this).
[Monday]
Marie set her status to: “La spovedit…”.
Ion commented on Marie’s status: “Ce-i Marie, te-o prins rusinea?”.
Marie also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane ca esti prost”.
Popa satului also commented on Marie’s status: ” smile) smile)” (Primarul satului likes this).
Vaca lu’ Marie set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”
Marie commented to Vaca lu’ Marie status: “Ioi ce proasta îs, am uitat sa te mulg. Dupa spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pana atunci” (Vaca lu’ Marie likes this).
Primarul satului added “spaga” and “corruption” to his activities (Popa satului likes this).
Sefu de Post set his status to: “La primarie, la o vorba cu primarul”.
Primarul satului is now attending “Puscaria”. (Bebita sapunaru’ and all his friends like this)
[Tuesday]
Marie set her status to “Watching “fermier caut mireasa”, so fuck off”.
Vaca lu’ Marie exploded. (Ion likes this)
Marie commented: “vaaaaiii… o murit vaca… am uitat s-o mulg… ma omoara tata cand se întoarce de la crasma”.
Popa satului also commented: “super, înca o înmormantare pe saptamana asta” (Cantoru’ and Popa P*rno likes this).
Popa satului added “Praying” and “P*rn” to his activities (Popa P*rno andParintele Iosif like this).
Popa satului, Parintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this).
[Wednesday]
Popa satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor” (Babele satului like this; Betivii satului dislike this)
Tata lu Marie posted on Marie’s Wall: “Ce ai facut cu vaca? Te omor”
Tata lu Marie killed Marie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
Tata lu Marie is now attending “Puscaria” along with Primarul Satului
Marie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
Vaca lu’ Marie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)